Reasons I now want to be called the Franfluencer
Apparently, a 'binfluencer' is that person in your street who puts out their rubbish and recycling first, leading to a rush of activity as all the neighbours follow suit.
That must mean that a chinfluencer starts facial hair fashions, a ginfluencer leads others in trying new alcoholic flavours and a drive-in-fluencer is that chap at the head of the traffic queue at McDonald's.
Let's not stop there. (I am ignoring you at the back, shouting, 'Yes, let's!')
Is a pigeon-fluencer a bird which struts ahead of the flock in the search for crumbs?
Does a Boleyn-fluencer lead the campaign for posthumous justice for beheaded second wives?
Are enough break-in-fluencers convicted?
Do rolling-pin-fluencers hate everyone who uses ready-prepared pastry?
Do has-been-fluencers jolly middle-aged B-list celebrities along?
Do puffin-fluencers try to persuade other bird species to paint their beaks in bright colours?
Is a therein-fluencer someone who wants the rest of the world to use archaic vocabulary?
Does a sevendeadlysin-fluencer tempt those who've only done six of them to complete the set?
Is a take-it-on-the-chinfluencer someone who runs resilience workshops?
Do The-Adventures-of-TinTinfluencers read any other kinds of books?
Does a haematoporphyrin-fluencer ever dare to tell people they meet what their job is?
Oh my goodness, that is genius!! 😆😆😆Here's my penny 's worth. A din-fluencer. A person who, through their bubbly and outgoing nature, causes us quieter ones to get carried away and overexcited.
ReplyDeleteEvery party needs one!
DeleteSuperb! You are now The Franfluencer! You need a cape, I feel and a headpiece of some kind.
ReplyDeleteThank you for the promotion!
DeleteWelcome to the world of fluence, of which I am NOT part and never will be. What on earth is a haematoporphyrin?
ReplyDelete'The world of fluence'! That made me smile. As for haemat ... haemato .... Here's a definition from the internet. I hope it helps, ha ha!
DeleteHematoporphyrin (Photodyn, Sensibion) is a porphyrin prepared from hemin. It is a derivative of protoporphyrin IX, where the two vinyl groups have been hydrated (converted to alcohols). It is a deeply colored solid that is usually encountered as a solution. Its chemical structure was determined in 1900.[1] It is used as a photosensitizer in photodynamic therapy. Acetylation of hematoporphyrin followed by hydrolysis of the product of that reaction affords a mixture called hematoporphyrin derivative (HPD), which is also used in photodynamic therapy.[2]
Have had PDT photodynamic therapy on my face twice against skin cancer. A ferocious skin peeling ... but it recovers.
DeleteGlad to hear that, Diana. It's obviously as effective as it sounds!
DeleteI thought your pigeon-fluencer might be at the top of the bird flu queue!
ReplyDeleteGood thinking!
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