tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-74882821337502001.post4605959546425775786..comments2024-03-13T04:34:44.504-07:00Comments on Being Me: Evidence that a couple of replaced consonants can ruin the reputation of a fairy tale princess for goodFran Hillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07935088780461825341noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-74882821337502001.post-53042114607074650532011-06-25T10:57:07.049-07:002011-06-25T10:57:07.049-07:00Fran, you crack me up, as per usual! :) Thank you ...Fran, you crack me up, as per usual! :) Thank you for the wonderful tale.Talli Rolandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04780882465745107715noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-74882821337502001.post-6141882091384985582011-06-24T11:20:03.767-07:002011-06-24T11:20:03.767-07:00Ha-ha... still laughing. You should adapt all the ...Ha-ha... still laughing. You should adapt all the fairy tales. I'm sure you'd get a publisher.Around My Kitchen Tablehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01840917368903178857noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-74882821337502001.post-42536873970440070932011-06-21T15:39:44.707-07:002011-06-21T15:39:44.707-07:00Mirror, mirror, on the wall.
Who's that coming...Mirror, mirror, on the wall.<br />Who's that coming down the hall?<br />It's our teacher, Evil Stepmother,<br />And boys she ain't like any other.<br />If you don't make the grade,<br />You get a glass of liquid Nightshade.<br />So, remember, she ain't no Snot Whine,<br />'Cause on your liver she will dine.<br />I didn't know kindergarten was so rough.<br />I'm going to have to protect my little duff.COUNT SNEAKYhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14367090847525917503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-74882821337502001.post-12655082172937863532011-06-21T06:37:14.837-07:002011-06-21T06:37:14.837-07:00Hilarious! Such potential for a "children'...Hilarious! Such potential for a "children's" book series!Crayonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13041824592658254015noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-74882821337502001.post-85407950058839562522011-06-19T15:09:20.676-07:002011-06-19T15:09:20.676-07:00Bloody brilliant! They chucked Snot Whine's bo...Bloody brilliant! They chucked Snot Whine's body down a mine shaft? I love alternative endings, I do. And just the name of 'Snot Whine' made me laugh my head off. <br /><br />Hope things are good with you me dear, and that you are liking your new job!Annie (Lady M) xhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00086309578820420578noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-74882821337502001.post-52256589202191799972011-06-19T12:31:02.347-07:002011-06-19T12:31:02.347-07:00I like the way the story sped up when it started g...I like the way the story sped up when it started getting longer. Ever thought of giving lessons to other writers? I'd sign up George R.R. Martin like a snot... er, shot.The Merryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09660495393832517684noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-74882821337502001.post-35368472137040239982011-06-19T11:33:01.537-07:002011-06-19T11:33:01.537-07:00fishducky - thanks for following! And it's ni...fishducky - thanks for following! And it's nice to meet a fellow Fran. As for your question, I teach 11s-18s ...Fran Hillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07935088780461825341noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-74882821337502001.post-32793240106371547692011-06-19T05:55:31.717-07:002011-06-19T05:55:31.717-07:00I thought the evil stepmother was Camilla! DOH.......I thought the evil stepmother was Camilla! DOH....Martin Lowerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03875064625911285695noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-74882821337502001.post-43559131459231734442011-06-19T00:35:34.804-07:002011-06-19T00:35:34.804-07:00That reminds me of that really bizarre fairytale, ...That reminds me of that really bizarre fairytale, 'Handjob & Pretzel' but I suspect it is far too risque to recount here...Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-74882821337502001.post-15157397084571459102011-06-18T18:30:33.600-07:002011-06-18T18:30:33.600-07:00I do like fairy stories, especially the ones where...I do like fairy stories, especially the ones where the bad fairy wins and the size 8 and willowy one is really vacuous; where the one "but you have such a nice personality dear" gets the castle and tells the prince to go sling his hook and chooses to cohabit on her own terms with someone not so inbred and effete. The gardener say!Charlottehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06204546941269120909noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-74882821337502001.post-75694468254356116972011-06-18T17:33:08.784-07:002011-06-18T17:33:08.784-07:00I've just discovered your post & decided t...I've just discovered your post & decided to become a follower. You are one funny lady! Besides sharing the same (sick) sense of hunor we also share the name Fran. I would have loved to have had you as an English teacher. It's usually such a dull subject but I imagine your students have a blast! At what level do you teach?fishduckyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07625064875730860301noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-74882821337502001.post-83495562225897919102011-06-18T16:10:11.018-07:002011-06-18T16:10:11.018-07:00Haha Isabelle!
I am compelled to ask, Fran, whet...Haha Isabelle! <br /><br />I am compelled to ask, Fran, whether you drew the artwork yourself? Looks like a Fran meets MS Paint affair... <br /><br />BGAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-74882821337502001.post-68572162039545560352011-06-18T15:43:38.393-07:002011-06-18T15:43:38.393-07:00Remind me: have you already done "Handset and...Remind me: have you already done "Handset and Gretel, or Why You Should Always Have Your Mobile Phone With You When Going For A Walk In The Woods With Your Dad"?<br /><br />Isabelle - still can't post as me.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-74882821337502001.post-82807624385861184982011-06-18T15:27:08.046-07:002011-06-18T15:27:08.046-07:00My little charges could provide the sound effects ...My little charges could provide the sound effects ... in stereo . Quadrophonics for a small surcharge .SmitoniusAndSonatahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11210817141287881808noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-74882821337502001.post-60294227437813514162011-06-18T15:00:46.836-07:002011-06-18T15:00:46.836-07:00Eliza - just click on 'me adapting famous stor...Eliza - just click on 'me adapting famous stories'. Plenty there if you like them! And, no, no call from Disney. I AM surprised!Fran Hillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07935088780461825341noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-74882821337502001.post-14671346804440173062011-06-18T14:59:26.086-07:002011-06-18T14:59:26.086-07:00Very good, I'll look forward to more fairy tal...Very good, I'll look forward to more fairy tale adaptions :-) Have you had any contact from Disney yet?Elizahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10810638337124194629noreply@blogger.com