tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-74882821337502001.post6126639471465503746..comments2024-03-28T23:30:19.366-07:00Comments on Being Me: Reasons why you shouldn't believe what it says on the packetFran Hillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07935088780461825341noreply@blogger.comBlogger26125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-74882821337502001.post-77940668651153306662011-08-14T00:59:25.117-07:002011-08-14T00:59:25.117-07:00Can't understand why women think lips like the...Can't understand why women think lips like the sides of kiddies' paddling pools look attractive. Remember, those artificial lips often lose feeling, so you don't quite know whether that spoonful of tomato soup is heading for yer mouth. The poor woman in your picture for whom it went wrong proves the point - "If there's a bottom to human vanity, no one has found it yet, but plenty will keep on looking."Doctor FTSEhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10052101566471519778noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-74882821337502001.post-61740588571929307642011-07-19T09:36:38.557-07:002011-07-19T09:36:38.557-07:00Sue J - Yes, I too wonder why they disappear as pe...Sue J - Yes, I too wonder why they disappear as people get older. Eventually they seem to make their way inside your mouth cavity, leaving only vertical lines around the edges so people can tell where your lips once were. Euthanasia has its ups, that's for sure.<br /><br />Stan - would they put me in their journals? I've always wanted my picture in magazines, although I admit that's not what I was thinking. Still, I'll go for that, if no other offers come.Fran Hillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07935088780461825341noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-74882821337502001.post-47780200432616364532011-07-19T03:00:07.989-07:002011-07-19T03:00:07.989-07:00If you don't mind having enormous hands alongs...If you don't mind having enormous hands alongside the big lips and small body, you could aim to become a <a href="http://io9.com/5670064/how-your-brain-sees-your-body-meet-the-cortical-homunculus" rel="nofollow">cortical homunculus</a>. This would open doors to a new, globe-trotting career, since you would be much in demand at medical colleges around the world.Stanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03386875624025404452noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-74882821337502001.post-84079986154368479072011-07-15T21:32:53.425-07:002011-07-15T21:32:53.425-07:00My lips seem to be like yours too. I wonder why t...My lips seem to be like yours too. I wonder why they try to disappear as you get older?? Lip plumpers and antiwrinkle creams are useless because you have to remember to use them.<br />I watched the 50 worst plastic surgery disasters the other night and the bottom lady was on there. It was the awful pumped up lips that made them all look grotesque. Be glad you can purse your lips.<br />I think the inside of a stomach might look like tripe.<br />Are the top two for real, or did they get them out of a lucky bag? Buy a lucky bag pair.Sue Jhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15864986500627496240noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-74882821337502001.post-16034221476937705342011-07-14T09:25:55.131-07:002011-07-14T09:25:55.131-07:00Susan - Ah, I wish, I wish.Susan - Ah, I wish, I wish.Fran Hillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07935088780461825341noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-74882821337502001.post-56036328315841785862011-07-14T09:24:22.749-07:002011-07-14T09:24:22.749-07:00Jenny - it's the way you suggest 'munching...Jenny - it's the way you suggest 'munching' as though it would be pleasurable...<br /><br />Elephant's Eye - she probably started like me, thinking, 'oh, just a little itsy bitsy procedure ...' and then couldn't stop.<br /><br />Anna - Comment of the Day!!!<br /><br />SmitandSon - false eyelashes, husky voice and THIN lips! Not a nice look!<br /><br />Friko - there are ways to find out what the inside of a stomach lining is like, but, you may prefer to just sit and read the paper, to be honest.Fran Hillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07935088780461825341noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-74882821337502001.post-20549543322650403432011-07-14T09:21:41.724-07:002011-07-14T09:21:41.724-07:00Annie - she USED to be real. Once. Thanks for th...Annie - she USED to be real. Once. Thanks for the bee tip. I will pop into my local beekeeping society and ask if they hire any out.<br /><br />fishducky - the only thing lip liner does for me is to say, 'Hey everyone, now she's outlined her lips, see how thin they are????'<br /><br />Tara Cain - Victoria Beckham's lips, I don't want. She never smiles. Not in public, anyway.<br /><br />English Rider - please send the pills. What will I be cured of if I take them, as well as getting big lips?<br /><br />Martin - that was a funny image, a load of thin lipped women driving in Range Rovers. It made me laugh.<br /><br />Charlotte - thanks for the beard tip. Maybe I'll stick with the lips - fewer people stare.<br /><br />Steve - the only thing is, one thick lip DOES look silly when the other one isn't thick at all. <br /><br />Frances - my daughter gave me some lip gloss a couple of years ago called 'Trout Pout'. I'm not quite sure what she was implying ...<br /><br />June - I'm only allergic to one thing. My thin lips.<br /><br />Karen - why do we waste our money on the plump-your-lips products? Being punched in the face is cheaper.<br /><br />hausfrau - see above. Suggestion already rejected. My self-esteem is such that a beard may be of little help ..<br /><br />Talli - I bet you've got some stories!<br /><br />Isabelle - on HOLiday? I wish! Yesterday, ofsted inspection. Today, just generally yuk. on HOLiday? Another 7 days to go ...Fran Hillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07935088780461825341noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-74882821337502001.post-78902492854482696632011-07-13T21:22:52.229-07:002011-07-13T21:22:52.229-07:00Brilliant! Why aren't you writing for a comed...Brilliant! Why aren't you writing for a comedy series (or are you). This one reminds me of the episode of Doc Martin where the cop has bought a bottle of "Big Boy" pills.Susan Scheidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09250142489341777926noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-74882821337502001.post-74383622230079505612011-07-13T14:51:45.946-07:002011-07-13T14:51:45.946-07:00How can I find out what the inside of the stomach ...How can I find out what the inside of the stomach lining looks like?<br />When I tell a joke people usually just groan and roll their eyes.Frikohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04277167831642088694noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-74882821337502001.post-60336292279966671152011-07-13T11:44:07.410-07:002011-07-13T11:44:07.410-07:00I don't know . Barbie doll has her fans but th...I don't know . Barbie doll has her fans but they're usually rather younger than George Clooney .... and female . So you might want to rethink ....<br />We spent rather a long time in A&E last month while Husband did the Big Lip allergic thing but since we never did discover what he "took against" , I'm afraid I can't pass on the secret of the Sudden Pout .<br />Fenella Fielding did a lot with false eyelashes and a husky voice .... it's worth a try .SmitoniusAndSonatahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11210817141287881808noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-74882821337502001.post-26866861961166418882011-07-12T16:22:49.574-07:002011-07-12T16:22:49.574-07:00Hahahaha, I tried some of that lip plumping goo a ...Hahahaha, I tried some of that lip plumping goo a while back. <br />I put it one and did a posing lean on the kitchen worktop waiting for my husband to comment on my inflated lips. They looked like a pair of saveloys and were hard to miss.<br />Still I had to ask him "Do you notice anything?"<br />"You haven't washed up the breakfast stuff" was his reply.Anna May Manganhttp://www.annamaymangan.co.uknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-74882821337502001.post-28930822151725717312011-07-12T13:21:39.466-07:002011-07-12T13:21:39.466-07:00The Cat Woman is creepy. The way she looks. And th...The Cat Woman is creepy. The way she looks. And that she would deliberately go thru all that plastic surgery!Diana Studerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12286066768376135880noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-74882821337502001.post-5170650120277434382011-07-12T11:43:07.108-07:002011-07-12T11:43:07.108-07:00Well, you could try munching some waspsWell, you could try munching some waspsJennyhttp://www.jennywoolftravel.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-74882821337502001.post-90900965424188779262011-07-12T08:20:35.956-07:002011-07-12T08:20:35.956-07:00Now Fran, I thought I requested posts about bus jo...Now Fran, I thought I requested posts about bus journeys, not pictures of scary people. (Oh DEAR.)<br /><br />I've never been that bothered about my lips. Hips, now, that's a different story. <br /><br />Are you on holiday now? That's quite like retirement, really. Isn't it?Pam https://www.blogger.com/profile/12641269043817163165noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-74882821337502001.post-51457158708884102012011-07-12T08:09:54.259-07:002011-07-12T08:09:54.259-07:00I used to work in a cosmetic surgery clinic and I ...I used to work in a cosmetic surgery clinic and I can tell you that I've seen waaayyy too many plumped up lips! Yucko! I'm sure yours are much better the way they are.Talli Rolandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04780882465745107715noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-74882821337502001.post-78744733371180242342011-07-12T05:28:31.320-07:002011-07-12T05:28:31.320-07:00I was laughing long before I got to Charlotte'...I was laughing long before I got to Charlotte's suggestion of a beard - with bows. Go for it Fran!hausfrauhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05311075972682014843noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-74882821337502001.post-76853202947732327942011-07-12T04:26:54.596-07:002011-07-12T04:26:54.596-07:00I've always coveted big lips too, and would de...I've always coveted big lips too, and would definitely try fillers if I wasn't terrified I'd end up looking like one of those terrifying pictures above. I'm always on the lookout for a new 'lip-plumping' lip-gloss, but none of them have worked so far. <br /><br />A friend jokingly suggested punching me in the mouth once - at least I think she was joking ...Karenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05986874444030474719noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-74882821337502001.post-87355469487856138012011-07-12T02:28:12.158-07:002011-07-12T02:28:12.158-07:00When I was about eight years old, I had an attack ...When I was about eight years old, I had an attack of hives that swelled my lips just like the girls' lips in that picture. Very embarrassing. My father kept trying to lighten my mood, calling me a Ubangi. It didn't help.Junehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11710135137635433217noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-74882821337502001.post-91580250566837262972011-07-12T01:47:18.493-07:002011-07-12T01:47:18.493-07:00On holiday, we saw a woman who'd obviously had...On holiday, we saw a woman who'd obviously had (unsuccessful) lip plumping surgery. I'd never seen a trout pout before - it was dreadful. Keep your thin lips, Fran. You're probably the only person who thinks they're too thin, anyway. And paint a new mouth on as and when you want it.Frances Garroodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10614916006798375706noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-74882821337502001.post-24212580347645884412011-07-12T00:02:12.721-07:002011-07-12T00:02:12.721-07:00Big lips aren't that great. My dad was always ...Big lips aren't that great. My dad was always threatening to give me a thick lip when I was a teenager for my constant cheek. I guess the two kind of go together.Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-74882821337502001.post-8511464027892236332011-07-11T22:58:09.200-07:002011-07-11T22:58:09.200-07:00My husband thinks he has thin lips, his solution i...My husband thinks he has thin lips, his solution is a beard and moustache...maybe cultivating a new fashion in ladies facial hair is the solution. You could experiment with dye, bobbles and bows, or those lovely shaved in patterns (like what the boys in my class think are "proper sick").Charlottehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06204546941269120909noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-74882821337502001.post-49350060409634571102011-07-11T22:26:09.515-07:002011-07-11T22:26:09.515-07:00We have a lot of thin-lipped women driving Range R...We have a lot of thin-lipped women driving Range Rovers, around here. Not pleasant.Martinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13494219959077922220noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-74882821337502001.post-45044186395976609042011-07-11T18:08:25.517-07:002011-07-11T18:08:25.517-07:00I get an allergic reaction to some pills that make...I get an allergic reaction to some pills that makes my lips swell up. It feels odd and when the swelling goes away I have chapped lips from the stretching. Does that sound as though it would please you?<br />Funny and well written post.English Riderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01712384532126551307noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-74882821337502001.post-62731332459424125242011-07-11T15:54:11.850-07:002011-07-11T15:54:11.850-07:00ARGH my eyes, my eyes. Can't you just purse th...ARGH my eyes, my eyes. Can't you just purse them or something. Works for the likes of Victoria BeckhamAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01124513427678555863noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-74882821337502001.post-30547260967568993722011-07-11T15:22:25.001-07:002011-07-11T15:22:25.001-07:00That's why God gave us lipliner--so you can ma...That's why God gave us lipliner--so you can make your lips thicker or thinner. However, why He didn't give us bodyliner so we could have bigger boobs or a smaller tummy, I'll never know.fishduckyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07334973392362918928noreply@blogger.com