Evidence that saying you won't blog is a surefire way of thinking of something to blog about
Anyway, while I'm here, I want to show you this German who has won a world's best beard competition. His beard has a moose in it.
Talking about beards, I wrote a blog post once about Goldilocks and The Three Beards to show what harmy can be done just by adding another consonant to a word by mistake. If you can be bothered, it is right here.
If you can't be bothered, you are perhaps tired and weary, so here is a nice picture of some fish for you to look at instead. They are kissing. Isn't that sweet?
|Hey, they think we're peaceful to look at. Hah! Look at them, peering in through the glass.|
Why don't you do your party trick?
Okay, I will. On the count of three, okay? One. Two. Three. Turn!
|Esmerelda's husband just couldn't understand why he'd come home from the office to find his wife on the sofa|
and the fish bowl in the shed.