1. PC World is not the place to be when you're already feeling your age. I had to spend an hour in the kitchen when we got back. I used my food mixer, toaster and kettle, just to comfort myself that there were some things I could plug in and operate without having to watch a Youtube video first.
2. People who work in computer stores have a lumpy bit under their jumpers. My husband said it would be where a set of keys is attached to their belts, but I suspect they are the remnants of where the umbilical cord hasn't quite healed yet.
3. Shouting, 'Oh, I must have that one! Look - it's got a bright blue casing!' is the quickest way to make sure your husband sidles away from you and into the camera aisle.
4. Even though your new laptop does have a pretty blue casing, you will still want to hurl it at a wall when you can't work out how to install your antivirus software or connect it to y…