'Cut!' said the director. 'What moron brought the wolf in here? There's no wolf in this story. What a bunch of IDIOTS I work with. They can't do anything right. Why the hell did I ever ....'
Just as he was saying this, and flailing his hands in the air in frustration, an assistant was taking a call on his mobile, and saying, 'Yeah, it's in studio 3. Sorry, sorry. Yeah, Studio 13, I got it. I'll get someone to bring it along.'
Once upon a time, a girl with hair as yellow as sunflowers was skipping through the woods when she spied a bent-over old lady in a badly-fitting headscarf and holding an apple with one shiny side.
'Cut!' yelled the director again. 'Who brought in the crone? Get. Rid. Of. The. Crone. There IS no crone in this story. Give me STRENGTH! You guys couldn't organise yourselves out of a p…