I am sensing a trend, though, and am now busy writing. Please look out for my forthcoming titles.
'How to Teach Iambic Pentameter to Thirty Students While Reading Thomas Hardy Under the Desk'
'Being an Incredible Teacher While Contracting Out your Marking Load to a Keen Undergraduate'
'How to Communicate the Art of Effective Paragraphing While Dozing'
'Terrific Teaching While Texting: The Ultimate Guide'
'How to Make Chaucer Fascinating While Ordering Tonight's Pizza on the Desk Computer'
'Eat Chocolate and Teach: The Expert Guide to Get them Concentrating on the Worksheet and not on What You're Doing'
'The Long-Haired Music Lover Teacher and Other Ways to Conceal your Ipod Headphones While Communicating the Finer Points of Apostrophes'