Evidence that even though the kids at school see her as an ancient ruin, there are still things Fran hasn't done
Martin was saying there are many things he likes the idea of doing, such as climbing Kilamanjaro. I'm the same.
(I also fancied borrowing an idea from Piaf and calling this Je Regret Loads, but it's not really a comedy poem.)
I have never worn a ball-gown which sparkled under chandeliers or eaten grilled sardines while watching a Mediterranean sunset. Nor have I dived.
I have never climbed a snowy slope while attached to a rope and friend or danced the quick-step, the tango, the waltz or the rumba. Nor have I read ‘Gigi’.
I have never climbed into the basket of an air balloon or thrown blue-patterned, cracked china at a w…