Anyway, they sent it straight back, saying it wasn't quite right for them, and they wished me luck with placing it elsewhere.
So, rather than suffer further rejection, I am taking the easy way out, and placing it here, which is called 'making your own luck'. It doesn't pay as well, but it means you get instant publication.
Why are ladies' hairdressers so young?
Next year, I’m booking a holiday in Ibiza. Do I know what Ibiza's like? No. Do I really want to go? Not at all. In fact, I want a holiday in Ibiza like I want to bathe in a tub of mealworm.
But I have to do something so I don’t feel so Biblically old in the hair salon while a twelve year old cuts my greying hair and asks, ‘Doing anything nice for your holiday?’ I can s…