Here's Rat's first article, written especially for this blog. In fact, I think he's my first guest blogger. Don't say I don't ask the top guys.
SHORT BREAKS FOR RATS (and advice about who to avoid ...)
I never intended to go to London for a short break via someone's coat sleeve. Yeah, I know. Most people travel via car or bus or train. But coat sleeve travel is good, folks. I recommend it. Warm. Cosy. Nice and dark to snuggle down into if you get bored of watching all the green and brown and green and brown and green and brown rushing past and pretending you're loving nature but really you're bored out of your tiny mind with it, and just want a nap.