OH NO! NOT ONE OF YOUR *IDEAS*? Should I go and fetch a sick bag? Do I need a nurse on hand?
No, not like that. No more toenail cream or frothy blue dental swill for the time being. I promise.
toenail cream and frothy blue dental swill
I forgot to say, I'm bad at promises.
No, I've been thinking. Where do you go when you want to sell weird stuff? E-bay is just old hat. Everyone goes there. What about ....
1. eek-bay - For sale - collection of scary pictures of lady-who-should-not-have-worn-bikini in a bikini in 1988. Bikini too small. Person too large. Free of charge, or nearest offer (ie I pay you). Bikini (stretched) also for sale.
2. eat-bay - Free to anyone who will collect. Three shelves-worth of fridge leftovers, ranging from blue cheese (only recently blue), a whole chicken (was dead but has started moving again) and a dirty-sock-only-we-think-it-used-to-be-a-Cornish-pasty.
3. eel-bay - This week's bargain. Fourteen pots of jellied…