More typo-lit, one of my favourite genres: To Kilt a Mockingbird - a tale set in the Southern States of America in which a young family move into the area from Aberdeen. The children are found dressing the local wildlife in tartan and have to be taught that clothing innocent victims in bright material is not acceptable. The little girl (Scot) says, 'Shoot, Pa, that's the darndest thing I ever did hear!' and there is surprise all round at her adoption of the local dialect in such a short time. To Kiln a Mockingbird - a tale set in the Southern States of America in which a wise father teaches his children that to put an innocent bird into a red-hot oven, converting it into an attractive china piece for the kitchen, was bound to upset Aunt Alexandra when given as a birthday present, and if this was indeed their intention, they deserved a whipping. They don't get the whipping; the father can't stand Aunt Alexandra either. To Bill a Mockingbird - a tale set ...
I thought your poem was great
ReplyDeleteAnd I anxiously await
Your next one--you're so articulate
Just don't fall down!
Your poem was very funny
It was right on the money
So be very careful, Honey
And don't fall down!
Had me sniggering out loud. You're the Pam Ayres of the blogging world you are. And I mean that as a compliment.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if it's the fact that she IS so wasted that makes Amy Winehouse so fabulous?
ReplyDeleteIts a bit like Greenpeace and the National Trust- if they're doing it so well, then I have a clean consience about not having to do it myself!
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I'm not Amy's biggest fan, but then I admire the work of Pete Doherty...go figure. However, I am a Fran fan, and that poem was 'top drawer'.
ReplyDeletefishducky - thanks for your poetic comment!
ReplyDeleteSteve - I wouldn't have taken it any other way. Oi be thankin' you.
ted and bunny - I prefer her when I can hear the words, I have to say.
Martin H - Can the English say 'go figure' and get away with it?... But I'll forgive you, cause then you say 'top drawer' which is straight out of the English Gentlemen's dictionary.
Amy Winehouse has remained the sort of girl that the headmistress would sigh over , hasn't she ! Bless her .
ReplyDeleteI'm just glad she's not my daughter. Or indeed in one of my classes.
ReplyDeleteI nearly forgot all about Amy Winehouse.
ReplyDeleteSmitandSon - she has, she has, you're right. She'd be the one turning up late for assembly in high heeled red shoes and doing her mascara.
ReplyDeleteIsabelle - yes, imagine being Mummy Winehouse. Not good.
Amber - not easy!