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Sunday, 3 June 2012

Reasons why polygamy should be permitted in exceptional circumstances

Oh.  My.  Word.  I have just found my ideal man, and if I wasn't already married, I would be googling him and inviting him round so that we could read the dictionary together ... and maybe more, as they say in the small ads.

You HAVE to watch him, and find out why.  My heart was actually thumping as he talked.

 Watch Fran's ideal man in action, and think once again, should she be allowed out?

21 comments:

  1. He is IRRESISTIBLE--be still, my heart!!

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    1. Yours is thumping too? So, I'm not crazy? Or ... are we both crazy?

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  2. Weiner... do you pronounce that "Whiner" or "weener"?

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    1. What are you incinerating?

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  3. I think this man deserves the maximum sentence.

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    1. We are no longer friends, Martin. It was nice knowing you.

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    2. And now I get your joke. Delayed reaction, or what?

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  4. No, sorry, he looks as if he goes for older women so I want him. Even though he has a slightly big nose. But who cares about that? He's mine!

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    1. Er, no. Grammar pedant vs conk the size of Sicily. Take the pedant every time. He's mine.

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  5. I'm in loooooooove. I don't care if his nose is a bit large. Baby, take me to bed and we'll talk grammar eternally.

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    1. Comma over to my place.

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    2. You just tickle me.

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  6. Not my type I'm afraid. How would you chat him up without fear of tripping up on one of your vowels or dropping an adjective?

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    1. That's okay, Nick. Leave him to me.

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  7. He'd fair sweep you off your feet , that one !

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  8. On second thoughts , he might be a bit needy .

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    1. Needy is fine. I'd do anything for him as long as he just kept talking semicolons.

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  9. He seemed a little humourless to me (he's no Inky Fool. But I may have to make a film of your romance... Indecent Preposition

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    1. Humour? Humour? Who needs humour when a man can talk grammar like that? Love the film idea. Do you remember seeing Rebel Without a Clause?

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