Evidence that Fran is very pleased to have finished exam marking and can now go back to faffing about as usual
I said ONE of my favourite things. Don't judge me.
Here's my first search today, and its results. What happens if you ......
What happens if you .... swallow gum
What happens if you .... miss a pill
What happens if you .... don't eat
What happens if you .... eat weed
What happens if you ....drink on antibiotics
Here's a short matching game for you. Don't get too excited - there are no prizes except, as I tell the kids at school, a deep sense of personal satisfaction and pride. Match the question below to the people above.
Which person has a chest infection but also a vodka habit?
Which person is a teenager whose teacher spotted them chewing in a lesson?
Which person missed all the nutrition modules in their Human Biology lessons and is near death?
Which person has just eaten some very strange cookies?
Which person has fourteen children already and is worried that she is just about to have her fifteenth?
Now, my next search. What's the best way to .....
What's the best way to .... kill ants
What's the best way to ....cook pork chops
What's the best way to .... buy a car
What's the best way to ....clean silver
Here's another matching game. You know the drill now.
Which person has a mother-in-law coming round for dinner and feels she ought to display the wedding present that's been in a cupboard for months?
Which person left a jar of golden syrup out on the kitchen surface while on holiday for a fortnight?
Which person has just passed their driving test and is about to inflict themselves on the nation's roadways?
Which person infected someone with food poisoning the last time they cooked and found it ended an otherwise ideal relationship?
Allow me one more. I am having such fun. How do I know if .....
How do I know if ...... he loves me
How do I know if ...... she likes me
How do I know if ..... she loves me
How do I know if ..... my iPhone is unlocked
Only one question for you this time.
Study the above list carefully. What do you learn about the two major obsessions affecting today's society?
Here's a song on the same theme.
A song to go with today's tasks.