Evidence that even in the tiniest of poems, Fran can fit in some deceit

I have a brand new website.
I hope that you'll pop by.
I made it all myself.
(That last sentence was a lie.)

Come over and have a look

This is what would have happened had Fran tried to design her own website

Comments

  1. Janie Junebug30/10/15 18:24

    I've designed Web sites. It wasn't that difficult, and I'm an idiot. You just choose a company with Web sites, select your template, and decide on backgrounds and colors. I thought I was quite brilliant at the time. I shall visit you in your vacation home.

    Love,
    Janie

    ReplyDelete
  2. Janie Junebug30/10/15 18:25

    Your site is quite nice. I'd like a poem for Willy Dunne Wooters, but it wouldn't get past the censors.

    Love,
    Janie

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Fran Hill31/10/15 12:10

      Ha ha - well, any time you want me to try!

      Delete
  3. BadPenny31/10/15 10:37

    Lovely. One of the elderly volunteers at the charity shop refers to my emails giving the weekly rota my website. I feel quite important !

    ReplyDelete
  4. River31/10/15 23:36

    Coming over...

    ReplyDelete
  5. SmitoniusAndSonata1/11/15 03:12

    Lie ? Surely it's artistic licence ?

    ReplyDelete
  6. Martin2/11/15 07:01

    Added to my list of links.

    ReplyDelete

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

Reasons why Fran is desperately in search of earbuds

Image
My try-to-get-fitter walk in the fields today was a silent one. I usually listen to the radio through earphones but have lost one of the soft earbuds and nothing spoils a walk more than having hard plastic nudging up against your fragile tympanic membrane. The BBC's  'Woman's Hour' is a brilliant programme but loyalty has limits.  It was disconcerting, walking in silence. Listening to radio distracts from the disturbing reality that my legs are propelling me in forward motion because, if I think too hard about this, I frighten myself.  Today, while walking, I had to listen to my own thoughts.  And now I've listened to my own thoughts, I remember why I like radio better. The inside of my head is like a wastepaper basket.   Be grateful that I only offer you a brief excerpt.  Oh, look, that bird is - / Where did I put that mark scheme. I'll need it for - / My shoes are getting muddier./ Maybe mash with the fish tonight / really muddy / The trees are defin...
Read more

More evidence that the wrong consonant makes all the difference to a famous book title

Image
More typo-lit, one of my favourite genres: To Kilt a Mockingbird - a tale set in the Southern States of America in which a young family move into the area from Aberdeen.  The children are found dressing the local wildlife in tartan and have to be taught that clothing innocent victims in bright material is not acceptable.  The little girl (Scot) says, 'Shoot, Pa, that's the darndest thing I ever did hear!' and there is surprise all round at her adoption of the local dialect in such a short time. To Kiln a Mockingbird - a tale set in the Southern States of America in which a wise father teaches his children that to put an innocent bird into a red-hot oven, converting it into an attractive china piece for the kitchen, was bound to upset Aunt Alexandra when given as a birthday present, and if this was indeed their intention, they deserved a whipping.   They don't get the whipping; the father can't stand Aunt Alexandra either. To Bill a Mockingbird - a tale set ...
Read more

Reasons why Being Me is going to be Was Being Me for a while

I'm now on my summer holidays from school, dear friends, and I think there are two ways these 7 weeks could go. Option 1. I start out with the intention of chasing more agents and publishers for my books/beginning a new novel/writing some articles/trying to pitch a new column/entering some story and poetry competitions, but after 5 minutes of enthusiasm decide to blog/read blogs instead because it's just TOO DIFFICULT.  I therefore spend hours blogging and then find it's bedtime. Option 2. I decide to have a break from the blogosphere so that I can give myself as much chance as possible of actually getting past that 'it's just too difficult' point. I know myself too well.  So, I've decided on option 2.  You're a great bunch of followers and I hope you'll stick around so that when that I start 'Being Me' again in September or thereabouts, you'll be looking out for a seminal post about a stuffed animal or an incident on a local bus .....
Read more