It may strike you that, like others do, I haiku too
What happened the morning Adam realised a) it wasn't only forestry he was expected to do in his spare time; b) he really should have read the 'Unexpected Arrivals' section of the training manual; c) the conversational style he had developed with the elephants would not suit all situations
He wakes to find Eve
Thinks this is new ground for him
Fumbles for chat-up line
An incident which happened in the days when the creation/evolution debate hadn't quite got started and no one had quite got the hang of it all
Puzzled monkey says:
"You've come too early, Man.
I am still changing."
God demonstrates some of the very first culinary skills with a very exciting set of ingredients
Hand strokes Earth's raw crust
Reunites a crack with milky fingers
Crimps a mountain range