More typo-lit, one of my favourite genres: To Kilt a Mockingbird - a tale set in the Southern States of America in which a young family move into the area from Aberdeen. The children are found dressing the local wildlife in tartan and have to be taught that clothing innocent victims in bright material is not acceptable. The little girl (Scot) says, 'Shoot, Pa, that's the darndest thing I ever did hear!' and there is surprise all round at her adoption of the local dialect in such a short time. To Kiln a Mockingbird - a tale set in the Southern States of America in which a wise father teaches his children that to put an innocent bird into a red-hot oven, converting it into an attractive china piece for the kitchen, was bound to upset Aunt Alexandra when given as a birthday present, and if this was indeed their intention, they deserved a whipping. They don't get the whipping; the father can't stand Aunt Alexandra either. To Bill a Mockingbird - a tale set ...
Guten jour, come esta you
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ReplyDeleteHah!
ReplyDeleteGreetings!
ReplyDeleteLane - I don't speak whatever language that is, but I hope it means, 'There'll be a cheque in the post for a million quid tomorrow morning.'
ReplyDeleteDeborah - ...................... (beat you)
ReplyDeleteSharon - Indeed!
ReplyDeleteMartin - Konnichiwa (Japanese - are you impressed?)
ReplyDeleteSilence is supposed to be golden, but single words are purgatory - where have all your others gone? Here's to verbal diarrhoea, says I! x
ReplyDeleteSo you got the free Guardian booklet of rudimentary Japanese too, did you?
ReplyDeleteI have to say, jinksy, I guess I'd rather have verbal diarrhoea than any other type ... mind you, with the number of liquorice allsorts I've eaten today, who knows?
ReplyDeleteLizzie Love - no, I didn't, though I wish I'd known about it. Daughter at uni studying Japanese. Husband at home studying Japanese. I only know the one word. Not that I feel inadequate or anything ...
ReplyDeleteHey guys - I'm loving this string of comments on my one-word blog post. It appeals to the sense of the ridiculous in me (which seems to be my dominant feature ... something went wrong there).
ReplyDeleteBut your sense of ridiculous is why we're all here in the first place! Well, speaking for myself, at least.
ReplyDeleteDeborah - thanks so much! Stay around then. I can't see things getting sensible anytime soon.
ReplyDelete"Far too short. 's not fair!" said Moptop darkly ...
ReplyDelete"Goodness, I'm glad you turned around before they snapped your photo, Moptop" said Lesley brightly ...
ReplyDelete(tee hee - just keeping the ridiculous string going)
Let idiocy rule! It's irresistible - just like liquorice allsorts...
ReplyDeleteMoptop - 'Sorry about the shortness of it,' she said, briefly.
ReplyDeleteLesley - that's right, just keep it going. It's what makes the world go round.
Jinksy - let it rule, yay! Man the barricades. Hoist the mainsail.
Hi-gher!
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