Why I am such a disappointment to my country
But my eyes kept sliding over to the right of the screen at the other headlines.
'Sperm donors deserve greater recognition' did not tempt me. I like to ask people what they do, when I'm at parties, and get answers like, 'I work for an accountancy firm' or 'I am a teacher' or 'At the moment, I'm currently unemployed, but have an interview tomorrow'. If someone said, 'I'm a sperm donor, and proud to admit it', to be honest, I wouldn't know where to take the conversation next.
Another headline was, 'Do you have a Wayne Rooney in your office?' and, to be completely frank, I'm thinking, if I did, I would keep it as a shameful secret and not say a word to anybody. So I wasn't tempted to look at that story in more detail either.
Then I saw this. 'Record-breaking cat in Nevada'.
Mr Osborne, I resisted at first. I did. I watched a whole 3.5 seconds more of your coverage before clicking on the Nevada cat story.
Boy, was it worth it. Have a look at this link ....
Something I shouldn't have found more interesting than Mr Osborne