It came with my Pea Sea.
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss Steaks I can knot sea.
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am write oar wrong
It tells me straight a weigh.
Your shore real glad two no.
Its vary polished in its weigh.
My chequer tolled me sew.
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me right all stiles of righting,
And aides me when eye rime.
Eye trussed too bee a joule.
The chequer pours o'er every word
Two cheque sum spelling rule.
A little moral tale .....
When I was 9, I was the only person who could spell 'soliloquy' in my Junior School class. The teacher was so impressed with me, she kept getting me up the front to write it on the board and telling everyone else off because they hadn't been able to learn it. I was the same with 'accessory' and 'accommodation'.
But I was 34 before anyone would be friends with me.
Being able to spell isn't everything, folks.