Reasons why Fran will now have more time to wait for the call from Vogue
Someone stopped me in a corridor at school last week to say, 'Oh, I hear you're retiring. Congratulations!' Retiring? Retiring? How old does she think I look? Is my new make-up regime not effective? Have I chosen the wrong plastic surgeon? 'Not retiring,' I said, graciously, while thinking 'One more insinuation like that and I will bop you over the head with this Oxford English Dictionary.' 'Oh?' she said. 'Moving on from classroom teaching, though,' I told her. 'After the summer holidays, I'll be working in a learning centre which provides one-to-one GCSE teaching for pupils not coping in mainstream education.' 'One-to-one?' she said, with a breathy sense of wonder as though saying, 'Five years' holiday on a remote Greek island with Sean Bean?' I can't believe it either. I've always thought my choices for my main day job were a) teach whole classes in a school or b) leave teaching as ...
Very funny! I've just looked at it on YouTube and love the way that she smiles bravely through it. With a somewhat fixed smile...
ReplyDeleteNot Anon but Isabelle (stop doing this to me, Blogger, or I'll get me some beer and ...)
Yes, her reaction is admirable. Just a teeny flicker of annoyance, and then, all over. Back to business.
ReplyDeleteJust finished "Being Miss"--loved it!!!~
ReplyDeleteYay! You wouldn't write me a review on Amazon, would you? Say what you liked? I'm really glad you enjoyed it. In my opinion, you should write your own funny book. You are hilarious.
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