Evidence that problems in concentration have fully taken hold ...
Honestly! I google 'Nursery Rhymes' because I'm thinking I might ruin a few for people by adapting them, just for something to do. Up comes 'Baa Baa Black Sheep'. I click on that to get the rhyme, and it takes me straight to a website featuring Italian women in skimpy underwear and a big flashing message saying, 'I am Lolita and if you call me right now, we can do lots of sexy talk.' Well, Lolita, I am Fran, and if I called you right now, I'm afraid sexy talk would not be on the agenda, but just to pep up your night, I could run you through the basics of semicolons, the apostrophe, and the difference between the active and passive voice. Hey! Am I onto something here? If I set up a chatline, offering advice on grammar, but in a husky-husky voice, would I get many takers? I could give it a go, because I've just had a cold, and am at that stage where you sound like a woman in a Bond movie, until, that is, you start coughing like a woman in a...
Very funny! I've just looked at it on YouTube and love the way that she smiles bravely through it. With a somewhat fixed smile...
ReplyDeleteNot Anon but Isabelle (stop doing this to me, Blogger, or I'll get me some beer and ...)
Yes, her reaction is admirable. Just a teeny flicker of annoyance, and then, all over. Back to business.
ReplyDeleteJust finished "Being Miss"--loved it!!!~
ReplyDeleteYay! You wouldn't write me a review on Amazon, would you? Say what you liked? I'm really glad you enjoyed it. In my opinion, you should write your own funny book. You are hilarious.
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