Evidence that some people are brave enough to invite Fran back

I did a gig in Chipping Campden (Gloucestershire) last year and they've asked me back.  Whaddya know?  I think they liked the way I improvised when a cat arrived in the audience and started outperforming me.  See the link.

Just in case you're anywhere near and free and wanting to meet the Chipping Campden cat

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  1. Martin11/4/12 11:13

    They know quality in Chipping Campden.

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  2. Steve11/4/12 11:13

    If you can handle hecklers you're already half way to being a star...

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