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Sunday, 13 May 2012

Evidence that junk mail is sometimes worth keeping

I absolutely love spam comments.  I couldn't write anything funnier than this, so I leave it with you.  It's from 'Anonymous', so they're original as well as subtle.


I used to be suggested this website by means of my cousin.
I am not certain whether this put up is written by him as no one else understand such distinct approximately my trouble.
You are amazing! Thanks!
Also see my site - Posted by My Industrial Injury Claims.com 





23 comments:

  1. Esperanto isn't what is used to be.

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  2. Oh my I love it, what a wonderful mangling of language into a new and twisty form.

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    1. Classic, isn't it? I almost want to invite them round for tea.

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  3. If you do invite them for tea, please have a tape recorder running and transcribe the conversation.

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    1. Definitely. Then it can run as a new play in a London theatre, and would anyone notice?.....

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  4. It's just slightly too long for the front of a teeshirt . Pity .

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    1. Not for one of my teeshirts, it's not ....

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  5. Yup! You're amazing!

    Love,
    Janie Junebug

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    1. I think he's hoping I'm that amazing I will claim a bogus industrial injury.

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    1. Too me. Very confused much.

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  7. Come back, Stanley Unwin, all is forgiven.

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    1. Come back, absolutely anyone. Except my spammer.

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  8. oh the joys of Babelfish Translators...I sent a message to an Ebay buyer in "Spanish" and luckily they could also speak English cos the translator evidently thought I wanted them to buy all my eBay listings for a fiver.

    Actually, I rather like this anonymous comment...somewhat bard-like don't you think?

    ps literal translation- a great subject for an English lesson?

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    1. Actually, it would make a very good lesson starter. Make them feel like they're actually coherent compared to this ..

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  9. "Such distinct approximately my trouble". When I was at uni, we had to study Chomsky's theories of transformational generative grammar. This sounds like one of his examples of phrases that wouldn't be generated. Read it and weep, Noam.

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    1. You've got it! Transformational generative grammar it is! And there was silly old me, thinking it was nonsense.

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  10. I am a Nigerian Prince, and I can Rid YOUR blog of this Pestilential spam and, Strife. Simples send me 25 thousands of your British Sterlin Pounds (which is being returned to you later by International Money Odour)....

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    1. Brilliant comment! Are you entering 'Funny's Funny? for funny women' One more day to apply ...

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  11. I had one telling me, "thank you your blog is truly awful" It had me giggling all day, unless of course ... oh no !... My Blog IS truly awful !!!

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    1. Ha ha! I bet you anything that was because of a translation error - they could have wanted to say awesome as in 'worthy of awe'. I tell you, these spammers know how to cheer us up.

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  12. Fran, I read ALL my spam becauseit is so funny! Here's one I got yesterday for you to make sense of:

    I loved as much as you will receive carried out right here. The sketch is tasteful, your authored material stylish. nonetheless, you command get got an nervousness over that you wish be delivering the following. unwell unquestionably come more formerly again since exactly the same nearly very often inside case you shield this increase.

    Although..... if English isn't their first language it's not a terrible attempt is it?

    Anna May x

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