Happy New Year!
Gulliver: Don't lie down in other people's countries.
Red Riding Hood: When taking cakes to grandparents, go via the main road.
Pilgrim: Steer clear of Sloughs.
Dr Frankenstein: Use a wider variety of materials for future craft projects.
Dr Jekyll: Learn to live with your
The Three Little Pigs: Begin with the bricks.
Holden Caulfield: Revise.
Jay Gatsby: Never let a woman drive.
Lennie Small: Let go of the soft things earlier.
Mr Bennet: Don't bother with sarcasm that no one gets.
Dorian Gray: Keep the portraits in the kitchen.
Juliet: Marry for money.
Three Men in a Boat: Leave dogs at home.
Magwitch: Skype from Australia
Jane Eyre: Ask for a full tour of the house on the first day.
Piggy: Always carry matches.
Macbeth: Never trust women who don't speak in iambic pentameter.
The Emperor: Check in a mirror before leaving for processions.
Mummy Bear: Give them toast.
Any other suggestions?....