Evidence that posting twice in a day is possible but only when a bolting reindeer is involved
Rudolf the Reindeer makes a bid for freedom
As Rudolf had said to the police earlier on that day ...
'Look, Inspector. It's like this. Guys mention your shiny nose once - you just ignore them. Twice - well, okay, they're jerks, but you stay cool. Three, four times - it gets kinda annoying. Five, six, seven - you give them a little nudge with your hoof to let them know you're no sucker. But three thousand four hundred and seventy nine times? No one can take that kind of hassle and stay calm, especially when they insist on singing the damn song each time, too. So, I bribed an elf to attach spikes to the ends of my antlers (these elves are mugs when it comes to illegal height hormone drugs) and then, next time they started the old shiny nose routine, I picked them all off one by one. Yeah, I know. Gory. But, look, that's a lot of meat lying around just now if you're looking for an alternative to turkey for your Christmas dinner, and I'm not putting ideas in your head or anything, but reindeer meat is worth a packet on the black market. Hey, I can see you're tempted. Yeah? You mean it? What, I can just go? Now? No charges pressed? Sure, I'll run. Thank you, Inspector. Thank you.'