Reasons why the middle-aged should just stay in on Saturdays
1. You go shopping in the afternoon and your
2. Later, you go to a pub on a Saturday evening with your
3. As you pass the shops on the way to the bus, you look
4. At the bus stop, although you are at the front of the queue,
|Fran and her husband tried their best to enjoy life. Alas, an enormous green ball they|
hadn't spotted hurtling towards them was about to end it all.