Evidence that Anonymous is destined for a career as a stand-up

Anonymous has been busy out there posting his comedy routines on my blog posts as comments.  Some of the punchlines, cleverly disguised as links to his own websites, are classic.  I need never have any more problems with my pec workouts, my impotency or my need to know how to make a nervous guy like me.

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    1. Fran Hill15/9/12 04:13

      Brilliant parody! I don't know why I get this kind of spam. I think Anonymous knows I respect his art.

      Delete
  2. Sarah Hill15/9/12 03:10

    I'm confused. Did you write these, or are they actually spam? I don't get it...! (you obviously didn't pass on all of your intelligent genes to your eldest daughter. Sorry.)

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    1. Fran Hill15/9/12 04:13

      No, these are actual spam comments. I collect them. I think they are fabulous.

      Delete
  3. Steve15/9/12 11:07

    Anonymous gets around. He leaves more comments on my blog than anybody else does. Shame I never publish them.

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    1. Fran Hill15/9/12 14:08

      I just wish he wouldn't try to sell me impotency cures. I don't think he checks out his target audience that well ...

      Delete
  4. stephen Hayes15/9/12 16:59

    Is there more than one Anonymous out there? I get them all the time but mine sounds different than these.

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    1. Fran Hill16/9/12 06:47

      I think I have my very own Anonymous. His comments are all written in the same fluent, coherent prose, anyhow ...

      Delete
  5. Anonymous15/9/12 19:56

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    WHAT???????????????????????????????

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    1. Fran Hill16/9/12 06:48

      Do you think Google Translate let him down a bit there?...

      Delete
  6. BadPenny16/9/12 01:15

    Can you still buy canned Spam ? I expect you can a lot of yours !

    I had a lovely annon comment from a reader urging me to join the WI after I mentioned I was considering it...joining Tuesday !

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    1. Fran Hill16/9/12 06:49

      Ah, so you're in that kitchen right now making jam and cakes. (No stereotypes on THIS blog ..)

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    1. Fran Hill16/9/12 06:49

      It's either discretion, or I just bunged them into the blog post in any old order. Let's say discretion.

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  8. Janie Junebug16/9/12 22:05

    Gosh, Anonymous is brilliant and so appreciative.

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