Evidence that you can do a lot more with six words than you originally thought
I saw this sign in a pub the other day. 'Oh, shucks,' says a stressed mummy. 'Just as I was going to hook little Billy up there and find a way to have him pinned in one place for more than 5 minutes so I can have a bit of peace and quiet. Now what do I do?' Right. I've posted the picture .... er ...what was I going to do then ....? I didn't think this through. I know! I'm going to rearrange the words to make different meanings. Just because I can. I wonder how many different combinations I can get out of this?....... Children no allowed on board Dart - a notice devised by a foreigner who hasn't quite got the idea about how to form negatives, posted near a ramp leading up to an adults-only pleasure yacht named Dart. On board Dart, things happen which children are not permitted to view. The yacht is called Dart because when it goes, it goes, and if you're caught doing adults-only things when it starts off, you w...