Evidence that lip enhancement can be achieved for under forty pounds.

Well, I did it. I went and got some injections and now I have Enormous Fat Lips, just like I said I wanted in a previous post. You thought I never would, didn't you? You thought I was joking, didn't you? Well, I've done it. The only thing is .... - they're not permanent - they're a little uneven - I can feel them more than I can see them and .... - I got them at the dentist Okay, so they're not the real thing, and only there because I had to have two fillings and therefore a shedload of anaesthetic enough to numb a herd of wildebeest. But just for a few hours, as I sit here, just returned from the dentist, my lips feel deliciously Massive. And they only cost me £36. I bet celebrities pay a LOT more than that. When I got on the bus back from the dentist, I had to speak to the bus driver, of course. And my lips felt so big, like two barrage balloons top and bottom, that instead of saying, 'Single to Leamington, please,'