Evidence that I can only cope with easy questions like 'Would you like some chocolate right now?'
If I knew what a 'meme' was - and I still don't, even though people keep saying it - it would help. I don't know whether to say 'I've been memed by Steve at Bloggertropolis ' or 'Steve has given me a meme' or 'Here's some memming which Steve has made me do'. Whichever way, I hate him. Look at these questions he's sent me to answer. What would YOU do with them? 1. God gives you a free ticket to spend the night with absolutely anybody in the world and the entirety of history – whom do you choose? Someone who knows how to use who and whom proper like what you do. 2. Frankie Howard or Frankie Boyle? (This is a separate question and is not related to no. 1 above.) I don't know who Frankie Boyle is. I'm not good on culture. Comedian? Actor? Street cleaner? Whoever he is, as I don't know him, I'll go for Frankie Howard. Although, as he's dead, this could be a tedious meeting - I'll bring a boo...