Reasons why ebay is just so last year
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I just had an idea. OH NO! NOT ONE OF YOUR * IDEAS*? Should I go and fetch a sick bag? Do I need a nurse on hand? No, not like that. No more toenail cream or frothy blue dental swill for the time being. I promise. toenail cream and frothy blue dental swill I forgot to say, I'm bad at promises. No, I've been thinking. Where do you go when you want to sell weird stuff? E-bay is just old hat. Everyone goes there. What about .... 1. eek-bay - For sale - collection of scary pictures of lady-who-should-not-have-worn-bikini in a bikini in 1988. Bikini too small. Person too large. Free of charge, or nearest offer (ie I pay you). Bikini (stretched) also for sale. 'Mother, mother, wake up! Dad's bought icecreams.' 2. eat-bay - Free to anyone who will collect. Three shelves-worth of fridge leftovers, ranging from blue cheese (only recently blue), a whole chicken (was dead but has started moving again) and a dirty-sock-only-we-think-it-us