Evidence that Fran obviously has work to do that she's avoiding
My husband bought me some Ferrero Rocher chocolates for my birthday. Unfortunately for you, it got me thinking. Q. What do you call hazelnut chocolates you eat too quickly? A. Ferrero Rusher. Q. What's it called when you divide a box of hazelnut chocolates evenly between two of you? A. Fairero Rocher. Q. What do you call a hazelnut chocolate that accidentally landed on your cat before you ate it? A. Furrero Rocher. Q. What do you call a hazelnut chocolate to which you are allergic? A. Ferrero Rasher. Q. What do you call a hazelnut chocolate that's a frustratingly long way from where you are on the sofa and you can't be bothered to get up and fetch it? A. Too Farrero Rocher. Q. What do you call a hazelnut chocolate when you're being colloquial? A. Ferrero Nosher. Q. What do you call a hazelnut chocolate that goes 'Boo!' in the night? A. Fearero Rocher. Q. What do you call a hazelnut chocolate which you drop and which then bounces ag...