|Let me think ... what rhymes with humbug?|
Friday, 24 December 2010
Reasons why no one should have let Scrooge near a musical instrument ...
Have you heard the album of songs which Scrooge has just released? It's called 'Christmas Tunes for the Truly Miserable'. Here's his playlist.
reaming of Hoping There Won't Be a White Christmas As I Can't Stand the Sound of Happy Children
Snow Sleet and Hail and Keep Everyone Off the Streets and from Laughing Outside my Window
I Saw Mummy
Kissing Slapping and Kicking Santa Claus Underneath the Mistletoe Last Night
Have yourself a
Merry Truly Awful Little Christmas Then Perhaps You'll Think Again Next Year
All I want for Christmas is
You A Bit of Peace and Quiet if that's Not Too much to Ask
Snowman Pile of Slush that No one Bothered to Do Anything With and Too Right, I Say
Home For Me Mad at Christmas
Oh, I wish it could be Christmas Every
Day Fifteen Years, if That Often
Last Christmas I Gave you
my Heart a Heartfelt Kick up the Arse for Being So Cheerful
Oh well, if Scrooge won't say it, I will. Merry Christmas, everyone!