Reasons why polygamy should be permitted in exceptional circumstances
Oh. My. Word. I have just found my ideal man, and if I wasn't already married, I would be googling him and inviting him round so that we could read the dictionary together ... and maybe more, as they say in the small ads.
You HAVE to watch him, and find out why. My heart was actually thumping as he talked.
Watch Fran's ideal man in action, and think once again, should she be allowed out?
You HAVE to watch him, and find out why. My heart was actually thumping as he talked.
Watch Fran's ideal man in action, and think once again, should she be allowed out?
He is IRRESISTIBLE--be still, my heart!!
ReplyDeleteYours is thumping too? So, I'm not crazy? Or ... are we both crazy?
DeleteWeiner... do you pronounce that "Whiner" or "weener"?
ReplyDeleteWhat are you incinerating?
DeleteI think this man deserves the maximum sentence.
ReplyDeleteWe are no longer friends, Martin. It was nice knowing you.
DeleteAnd now I get your joke. Delayed reaction, or what?
DeleteNo, sorry, he looks as if he goes for older women so I want him. Even though he has a slightly big nose. But who cares about that? He's mine!
ReplyDeleteEr, no. Grammar pedant vs conk the size of Sicily. Take the pedant every time. He's mine.
DeleteI'm in loooooooove. I don't care if his nose is a bit large. Baby, take me to bed and we'll talk grammar eternally.
ReplyDeleteComma over to my place.
DeleteYou just tickle me.
DeleteNot my type I'm afraid. How would you chat him up without fear of tripping up on one of your vowels or dropping an adjective?
ReplyDeleteThat's okay, Nick. Leave him to me.
DeleteYou are kidding?
ReplyDeleteEr, unfortunately not.
DeleteHe'd fair sweep you off your feet , that one !
ReplyDeleteOn second thoughts , he might be a bit needy .
ReplyDeleteNeedy is fine. I'd do anything for him as long as he just kept talking semicolons.
DeleteHe seemed a little humourless to me (he's no Inky Fool. But I may have to make a film of your romance... Indecent Preposition
ReplyDeleteHumour? Humour? Who needs humour when a man can talk grammar like that? Love the film idea. Do you remember seeing Rebel Without a Clause?
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