'So, that wasn't too bad, was it, Mrs Hill?'
'I could take the tunnel thing. I could take the staying absolutely still thing. I could take the banging and the screeching and the whirring of the machine. What I found hard to take was the top-volume Distorted Enya CD.'
'Oh, I'm terribly sorry. I didn't realise it would be distorted. Or top-volume.'
'I used to like Enya.'
'Anyway, we'll let your doctor know within two weeks.'
'That you forced me to listen to Distorted Enya and sent me nearly half-crazy?'
'No, the results of your MRI on your left knee.'