No, I haven't had a baby. I know it's the time of year for that kind of miraculous conception to happen, but thankfully not to me.
The delivery was of a box of my 'Being Miss' books from the publishers.
So, if any of you Kindle-phobes have been waiting to get hold of a copy made of real paper (for £6 plus postage and packing) please pay using the Paypal 'Add to cart' button under the book cover in the sidebar.
Treat yourself to a laugh, Fran-style.